[ ] Pay balance of membership [ ] Look at getting to Dundalk [ ] Pyjamas [ ] Water Pistols [ ] Precious Things [ ] Volunteer to help [ ] Presents for committee [ ] Victorian Precious Things [ ] Protective Headgear [ ] Protective elbow and knee gear [ ] Costumes X 3 [ ] Comic art implements [ ] Kites and Other Flying Things [ ] Get Thursday night details sorted [ ] Shaving equipment [ ] Stuff for Auction [ ] Flyers etc to promote your own event [ ] Items for panels if you are on one [ ] Select your fanny ashes team [ ] Inform Committee which team you are on [ ] Diarrhoea tablets [ ] Incontinence Pants 1st thing – BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM! Yes, we know we've said it before, but some of you still haven't done it. You'll end up sleeping in a bloody ditch you will, and part of an unfortunate love triangle with a farmer and a donkey – trust us! 2nd thing – Go out and buy lots of nice pressies for the folk that are the organisers of this shindig – you won't regret it (and you'll probably get loads back too) We have numerous panels that will work better if you bring things along for them, so check out the proposed program and see what you've got to contribute... Cash for Beer in Euros. Kites and flying machines, clown costumes to wear whilst swallowing goldfish, Spare Pants, Saucy Underwear (if you're a girl (you might get lucky)), contraceptives (it's not against the law in Ireland-honest!) Killer Monkeys (ours ate each other), Sports wear for the Fanny Ashes Olympics (118-118-Got your number!), Costume for Saturdays 80's karaoke disco, Victorian wear for the weekend for fun, S&M gear/items, SuperHero/AntiHero/Villain costume for Friday night, your Rock/fetish costume for Sunday night, Ladies bring your bestest/naughtiest sleepwear for our photo shoot event. You might want to bring plasters, bandages, splints, neck braces and wheelchairs if you're intending taking part in some items: don't worry – we'll warn you of the varying levels of danger. Cash for Beer! A camera, so your neighbour will believe you. A sense of humour. We're also having a shaving competition, using various means, so bring along your favourite ways to shave. Here are a few ideas: hot wax, sugar wax, Immac, razor, gaffa tape, sandpaper, epilady, scissors, plasters, liquid latex, double sided tape for you and a friend, matches/lighter, electrolysis, tweezers, pliers, bulldog clip, fingers... Also take some time to think of a Stoopid World Record you'd like to set, whether it's consuming the most raw sprouts in a minute, or setting the longest time record running around in a circle before falling over. Think It, Do It and see if others can beat it! Precious Things – one of the things we are looking forward to is the show and tells. Basically we are asking YOU to bring weird shit along for the various show and tells. Strange/Quirky objects that you have bought or been handed down thru the ages – like the bullet that was removed from great uncle toms testical in the boar war etc – anything not quite normal. Kangaroo Scrotum tobacco pouches, weirdly named foods like Plopp bars, picked octopus for the weird food event(to eat/share or just to look at) THIS DOES RELY ON YOU GUYS BRINGING STUFF – DON'T BE SHY – SHOW US WHAT REAL FREAKS YOU ARE... JOIN US!
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