1. The committee reserves the right to eject from the convention any member who is deemed to be acting against the best interests of the convention.

2. Members are expected to abide by the rules of the hotel.

4. Oh. What happened to rule number 3?

3. Ah, here it is.

5. Members should always be aware that there are other guests at the hotel, and that such guests will almost certainly not want to be woken up in the middle of the night by loud room parties and the like.

6. Weapons of any kind are not allowed.

7. Weapons of all kinds are allowed.

8. Participation in events is certainly not mandatory, but members who opt to sit in the bar and be grumpy for the whole con will be treated with the ridicule they deserve.